I'm a total simp for my older sister, Erica Lancaster, and I don't think too hard about things. I heard my sister was secretly pining for someone she could never have. So, summoning every ounce of courage I had, I kidn*pped the gloomy, vicious crown prince of the business world and tied him to my sister's bed. When my sister found out, she practically shrieked.  "Since when did I ever like that King of Hell?! Get your butt out of there before it's too late!" I glanced at Shaun Philipps, who was lying across the bed, restrained by a dog leash. My legs immediately turned to jelly. "Erica... it's too late. My knees have gone weak... He looks absolutely terrifying. He says he's going to swallow me whole, not even leave my bones behind."